Happy Halloween

How to make a microphoe: toilet paper roll (for a small mic) or paper towel roll (for a biggun) painted or sharpied black. Balled up newspaper with smoother newspaper outer membrane .. also painted/sharpied black. String or wire for chord hanging out the bottom (you hold onto that when you're breaking it down)











How to be Mike Ditka: mustache, check. '85 championship sweatshirt, check. polish sausage in my belly, check.